My mother in law, Evan's spunky Grandma
is a drug dealer (Hi Margie!). I know it seems unlikely
that this good citizen would push hard core crack
to a new mother, but its true. You see,
we were at the beach in July when this innocent seeming lady
introduced me to Crystal Light Raspberry Green Tea.
It didn't sound that great initially but she
said... "try it". So I did. And proceeded to
drink glass after glass during the trip.
After that trip I bought some at the store,
but forgot that I had it. Until two days ago.
I have consumed 24 ounces (meant to say 3 pitchers!) of this
stuff in the past two days! I looked through
the ingredients expecting to see the words
"crack-cocaine" clearly printed on
the label... but couldn't find it anywhere.
The thing is, I have no idea why it is so good.
When I first tasted it, it was nice, but not GREAT!
But I just can't stop drinking it... which
leads me to the logical conclusion that it does in fact contain
crack and my mother in law, Evan's spunky Grandma is
a drug dealer. Case in point.
is a drug dealer (Hi Margie!). I know it seems unlikely
that this good citizen would push hard core crack
to a new mother, but its true. You see,
we were at the beach in July when this innocent seeming lady
introduced me to Crystal Light Raspberry Green Tea.
It didn't sound that great initially but she
said... "try it". So I did. And proceeded to
drink glass after glass during the trip.
After that trip I bought some at the store,
but forgot that I had it. Until two days ago.
I have consumed 24 ounces (meant to say 3 pitchers!) of this
stuff in the past two days! I looked through
the ingredients expecting to see the words
"crack-cocaine" clearly printed on
the label... but couldn't find it anywhere.
The thing is, I have no idea why it is so good.
When I first tasted it, it was nice, but not GREAT!
But I just can't stop drinking it... which
leads me to the logical conclusion that it does in fact contain
crack and my mother in law, Evan's spunky Grandma is
a drug dealer. Case in point.





