Name Game

I saw this on Amanda's blog and had to give it a go! I've been having writers block over here, so here is something fun to keep the blog alive!

YOUR REAL NAME
Virginia

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and father's middle names)
Ann Harrison Kitchens (no mistake, my dad has two middle names... sometimes in the south it is just hard to get all the family names in there)

NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad, add "Jr" to the end)
James Harrison Jr.

STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Schgi

SPY NAME (favorite color, favorite animal)
Red Dog (but I would spell it Dawg)

SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were born)
Blair Birmingham (good one!)

SUPERHERO NAME (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Green Coffee (not so super)

FLY NAME (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Gidt (as in Gidt outta here)

STREET NAME (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Coffee Chocolate Chip (that one is lost on me)

SKANK NAME (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Frisky Dover (oh! that is very skanky!) (my dogs name was black shot... that one was vetoed)
or Pixie Dover (equally skanky)

GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of first name plus 'izzle')
Ginizzle

GOTH NAME (Black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Gus (boo)

STRIPPER NAME (first pet and name of car you drive)
Frisky Cherokee (not PC at all)

HIPPY NAME (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Romance Twix (boo)

MAFIA NAME (Dad's first name, animal that scares you, add "da" in between the two)
Gould da Laama

NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (adjective that describes you, problem body part, add "Chief" to the beginning)
Chief Talkative Tummy (not PC again)

SAINT NAME (Start with "Saint", Grandma's first name, fav alcohol)
Saint Janice Amaretto

EASTERN EUROPEAN HOCKEY PLAYER NAME (Your first name, middle name adding "ski" to the end)
Virginia Blairski (nice)